Wednesday, October 19, 2005
FUNNIEST 10 THINGS EVER WRITTEN ON A PATIENT's CHART- Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
- Rectal exam revealed a normal-sized thyroid.
- The patient refused an autopsy.
- The patient has no history of suicides.
- On the second day, the knee was better and on the third day, it had completely disappeared.
- The patient has been depressed ever since she started seeing me in 1995.
- While in the A&E, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
- Patient experiences difficulty swallowing tires easily.
- She has had no rigours or shaking chills but her husband says that she was very hot in bed last night.
- She is numb from her toes down
adapted from the straits times mindyourbody
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